This is my first week joining back and doing WHAT THE HELL WEDNESDAY hosted by Blue Monkey Butt.
If you have never visited Elle and Stacy you don't know what you are missing. These two sisters are absolutely HI-LAR-IOUS!!! I love reading them. They decided to take their own approach to Wednesday and crated this meme. Join in!!
Ok, so every year I buy a blow up pool for our deck so the girls can swim in it. It is a big deal in our house to blow it up for the first time and fill it up. We can never seem to keep the same pool for more than one season. What the hell? It is made of strong plastic, it should last...well.... at least two seasons maybe? I have little girls splashing around not football players!!
Last year we blew the pool up only to find out that it didn't have a drain hole. What the hell? What genius invented a pool that doesn't let the water out!!! Really? It really sucked to have to take all the air out of the pool every time I wanted to drain it. I swore that would never happen again.
Getting old sucks! You see, we forget things from last season like.....DON'T BUY ANOTHER POOL WITHOUT A DRAIN HOLE!! Yep, the pool this year once again doesn't have a drain hole. What the hell?????
We beat our record this year. Our beloved brand new pool with no drain hole only lasted a mere week. The second day we had it out the top ring was popped. Ok, no big deal. We can still swim with the other two rings blown up. I went out to clean it and there were animal prints all over the bottom. All I could think is What the hell? That night my husband and I heard a huge thud! As we looked outside there was a HUGE raccoon swimming in our pool. He even had the nerve to play with the pool toys!!! He came back three times that night and managed to pop all three rings of the pool. What the hell raccoon?? I want my $30.00 bucks back!!